Michael: We found ourselves on the less prepared side of things when Stanley had his… when his heart went berserk. Michael: Okay, you know what? That could be a little confusing, because in sales A-B-C means “always be closing.”ĭwight: This is a farce. ![]() Okay? And hat stands for… airway, breathing and circulation. You are going to sit in that wheelchair until you are back on your feet. Stanley: I’m not sitting in a wheelchair. Around this office, in the past, I have been a little abrupt with people… But the doctor said if I can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings I’m going to die.Īndy: A throne for your highness. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to… An office is a place where dreams come true. Michael: Nobody should have to go to work thinking, “Oh, this is the place that I might die today.” That’s what a hospital is for. He could have died, because of the way that you are allowing your office to run. One of your employees had a heart attack. Something that Dwight doesn’t like.ĭavid Wallace: Michael, you have to take responsibility here. Michael: And we should take a part of his pay and donate it the charity of your choice. Instead, what I think we should do is strip of your title as safety officer. Michael: Can you shove down? Instead… shove down, please. But we are going to let this one slide.ĭavid Wallace: Look, this is very serious offense. We are not mad, we are just disappointed. I shouted many things! I also shouted instructions on how to get out of the building, so you can imagine my frustration as safety officer when nobody would heed of what– heeded–ĭwight: N-no one would take hedded of my instructions.ĭwight: And, well, I don’t see my co-workers– Lawyer: Did you shout, “Fire!”, causing a panic?ĭwight: Yes I shouted “fire!”. And he should be released from the hospital and back in the office in a couple days. Jim: Michael! Michael!ĭavid Wallace: How could you possibly think this is a good idea?ĭwight: A lot of ideas were not appreciated in their time.ĭavid Wallace: You could have burned down the whole building!ĭwight: I just want to say for the record, I did not kill anyone. Michael: He’s going to swallow is tongue. Jim: No, no, no! Don’t give him mouth to mouth for this! Michael: No, no, no! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is president! You are black, Stanley! I’m gonna give him mouth to mouth. It was only a simulation.ĭwight: Fire not real. Michael: Help!! Help!!ĭwight: Attention everyone! Employees of Dunder Mifflin! This has been a test of our emergency preparedness. Phyllis & Creed: Ahhhh!!! Īndy: Go, go, go, go, go!! Phyllis: What in the name of God is going on?!Īndy: Yes! Yes, ba– Yes, battering ram! Battering ram! ĭwight: Use the surge of fear and adrenaline to sharpen your decision-making. Exit points people.Īngela: I only weigh 82 pounds! Uh– save Bandit! Oh!ĭwight: How about 911? Anyone? 911. What are the options? Okay, that’s the wrong way. ![]() ![]() Where do we go folks? Wha– Use a what to cover the mouth?Īngela: It’s okay. Get out of my way!ĭwight: Have you ever seen a burn victim?ĭwight: Okay! Procedure, procedure. Everyone for himself.Įveryone: Out of my way! Let’s go. No bunching!ĭwight: Things can be replaced, Phyllis! People, human lives, however, can… How’s the handle?ĭwight: Well, uh, another option. If it’s hot, there could be a fire in the hallway.ĭwight: Oh! Here’s a door. Michael: Everyone, now f*cking calm down!ĭwight: No! No, Michael! No! Touch the handle. Everybody stay calm.ĭwight: What’s the procedure, everyone? What’s the procedure? The smoke could be coming through an air duct. Pam: Oh, my God! Uh, Oh my God!ĭwight: Oh, fire! Oh my goodness! What’s the procedure? What do we do, people?ĭwight: No, we don’t know that. ![]() Today, smoking is gonna save lives.ĭwight: Does anyone smell anything smoky?Īngela: Did you bring your jerky in again? People learn in a lot of different ways, but experience is the best teacher. Dwight: Last week I gave a fire safety talk.
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